I should be posting something today, and had intended to post about what writing I’m doing. But honestly, I’m rather brain weary right now, so instead I’m going to post something I posted on Facebook, something I wrote that I find funny, about the 2016 presidential election. You may not find it funny, but I do.
How many Donald Trumps does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: One: He holds the light bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.
How many Hillary Clintons does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: 45,000,548: one to change the light bulb; 10 to make sure they’re doing it right; 535 members of Congress to enact laws to govern light bulbs; 1 president to sign the bill into law; one vice president to stand around looking stupid during the signing ceremony; 4 million staffers at the DOE, OSHA, DOL, and other Federal agencies to write the regulations governing light bulbs, their changing, and proper disposal of the non-functioning light bulb; 1 million enforcement officers to verify everything is being done how the government wants it done; and 40 million taxpayers to support all of the above.
How many Gary Johnsons does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: 6: one of whom is a rugged individualist; one abortionist; one druggie; and three anarchists. Although, given the lack of leadership, it’s questionable whether the light bulb will actually ever get changed.
How many Jill Steins does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: Light bulb? You have a light bulb? No, no, no! That will destroy the planet. We tax your carbon footprint and confiscate your light bulb.