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More On Creating Book Covers

I now know enough about using G.I.M.P. to create book covers to be considered dangerous. Last night, on coming home from the office, since the wife was resting and there was no immediate need on either of our parts for supper, I went straight to The Dungeon and began tweaking my two latest book covers. The one for Thomas Carlyle’s Edinburgh Encyclopedia Articles about killed me to have to do, since it had been accepted on first submission. But the glaring typo right on the front cover had to be fixed. I also decided to add some quotation marks to the back cover.

I made the tweaks, saved it in three different file formats, and resubmitted it to CreateSpace. At the same time I resubmitted the interior of the book, which needed two typos corrected and a minor tweak to the margins. So here’s the final cover for TCEEA.

TCEEA print cover 01

After that, I went back to the cover for The Gutter Chronicles. Even though it’s an e-book cover (at this point, at least) and thus should be easier than a print book cover, I’m finding it harder. The problem is the text I’m pasting over the photo of the computer monitor needs to be put in a double perspective view. It’s tilted back from bottom to top and from right to left. This looks like it should be easy with G.I.M.P. You just select the text layer, call for Transform Tools > Perspective from the menu, grab the four corners of the layers one at time, layer by layer, and click Transform.

The problem is, my text is in several layers. This is because the normal spacing between lines of text in a word processor (and the G.I.M.P. text entering window is a simple word processor) is too great for them to look good. Printers call this “leading,” and so I put each major line of text into separate layers (text boxes) and move them closer together than a word processor will allow. But then, in doing the double perspective work, I need to do that with each layer of text.

That wouldn’t be a problem, I imagine, if I understood what I’m doing. when I grab the corners and move them, a table of six numbers changes, the numbers going from zeroes to other numbers, some positive, some negative. The numbers are to five significant digits, and control of the mouse is such that getting the edges of the text in the right place is difficult. Fortunately you can undo and re-do to your heart’s content.

Of the five text layers, only one seems to be in exactly the right spot. So I wrote down the six numbers for that one, and went to work on the others, but the mouse control to get the numbers on those other layers to be perfect is impossible. And you can’t just click on the table and enter the perspective numbers you want. Thus, I have five layers of text, one at a perfect perspective and four at odd perspectives. Here’s where the cover stands now.

TGC-Vol 1 Cover

You can see how the lines of text aren’t all at the right perspective. My name on the “nameplate” is good, but the others are all askew. I’m sure G.I.M.P. has a way to handle that. There are Path commands, which perhaps allows one layer to have the same attributes of another layer. Maybe there’s a way to get into that table of perspective numbers and enter them, and—poof—the layer will go to exactly the right perspective. I’m still learning, and have much, much more to learn.

But, for now, this is the cover. And, I just sold a copy! I posted the new cover and link to the Kindle version on Facebook, and one of the women in our Accounting Department bought one. We’ll see where it goes from here. I must get back to doing some writing, and set covers aside for a while, but more work in G.I.M.P. is not far away.

More on Learning G.I.M.P.

So I’m still working on learning G.I.M.P., and the whole process of creating book covers with graphics software of good quality, not with PowerPoint, which is borderline-suitable for e-book covers but not for print books. I downloaded the program, and at first sat there stunned at what I was looking at on the screen. Three windows, not touching each other, and no idea of what to do next.

As I’ve told people before, the only two things you really need to know about software is how to open the program and how to get help. I had the program open, and I had downloaded the user’s manual, so I opened that and started reading. The first twenty pages were about how the program came to be, who the creators were, and how to use it with various operating systems. Someone needs to know all that, I suppose; I just wanted to know how to create a book cover.

Eventually I came to some things I needed. How to create a new graphic image. How to manipulate the graphic once you had it open. I must confess to some impatience on my part. I didn’t read all that far into the manual before going back to the program and proceeding. I don’t know which way would have been faster for me. Normally I learn well from written instructions. The problem with these instructions, however, were they weren’t really explaining things. They assumed someone understood certain terms they were using. But I didn’t. So I decided to just dive in with the menu system and see what I could accomplish.

Slowly, mistake by mistake, my cover for the print version of Thomas Carlyle’s Edinburgh Encyclopedia Articles began to come together. Fortunately G.I.M.P. has very good “un-do” features (and re-do as well) that allow you to see exactly which step it was you did incorrectly and go back to how it was before that step. A lot of things I didn’t understand. Often I had to erase things I’d done and start over. Eventually I did ok, created the cover, submitted it, and CreateSpace said it met all specifications for a print cover. The first time! Yea!

Last night, with three-year-old grandson Ezra in the house (the third night now), I didn’t expect to get much done. But another cover I had to work on was for The Gutter Chronicles. Not a print cover right away, but an e-book cover. Smashwords didn’t like the one I had, and wouldn’t distribute the e-book to their premium catalog. Thus it won’t be for sale at places such as Barnes & Noble, Apple, Kobo, and others. The cover was this.

Gutter cover__2013-06-11

I had wanted to show a computer screen with a little bit of office showing around it, and the words of the book title and author name on the screen. I put the words on the screen, in the largest font possible, and took a couple of photos at high resolution. Unfortunately, the flash obscured the words on the screen. I should have figured on that. So I sweet-talked the Spiff Lady in the office to do that cover for me, and used it as a place-holder for a future cover. Since I’m learning G.I.M.P., the future is now. So last night, after Ezra went to bed, crying, I headed to The Dungeon and got to work. I had uploaded the photograph I wanted to use to Dropbox. My plan was to just paste the words I wanted over the computer screen, on a white background, to cover over the flash image and make it look like a computer screen. Of course, the screen was tilted backwards a little, and the camera was at a horizontal angle to the screen. This mean I’d have to put in something other than a rectangle, and that the words should also show this dual perspective.

That was both more difficult and easier than I expected. I thought I would have to jump through many hoops to make that happen, but a writer friend, Veronica Jones-Brown, who has created a couple of covers for me, said that this should be on the Transform menu, probably as “Perspective”. Sure enough it was. It took me a while to figure out how to use it, but I started to get the hang of it. I created the opaque white layer, sized it to match the computer monitor in the photo, dragged it to where it needed to be, and pulled two edges into the perspective needed. It wasn’t perfect, but it was close. Then I typed the words, in five separate text layers so that I could drag them where I needed them to be. Putting them in the same perspective as the monitor turned out to be difficult, and I don’t have it correct yet.

The other problem I had was that the monitor was too small, relative to the size of the full cover, to hold all the words and make them readable at small size. They would be okay at full size, but not in a thumbnail. So I decided to pull my name off the monitor, and create a black layer under the monitor to serve as a nameplate. I pulled it into perspective—not quite exact yet—and pasted my name in and pulled it to perspective as well. By this time I was a little handier with this perspective thing and the name looks good. I saved the graphic, and exported it also as PNG and JPEG files, saving them all to Dropbox. Showed it to the wife on my Nook, and she liked it.

So, here it is.

TGC Vol 1 - Cover

It’s not finished yet. Tonight, or this weekend, as Ezra allows, I’ll have to tweak it in several areas. The white line along the right side isn’t supposed to be there, and I need to improve the perspective on most of the layers. But, at this stage of my cover creation “career,” I’m not unhappy with this.

One thing I decided to do, at the last minute, was add “P.E.” to my nameplate. Non-engineers won’t understand, but engineers will, and that’s a good chunk of my target audience.

And the Words Keep Coming

As explained in other posts, I’m working on several writing projects at once. I recently completed a short story, which is now simmering as I figure out what to do about it. I’m working on Headshots, a sequel to my baseball novel. And I’m working on volume 2 of The Gutter Chronicles. I’m doing this last one in off moments at work.

Tuesday I finished the first chapter of The Gutter Chronicles, Volume 2. I proofed it Wednesday and added one small item. It’s 2850 words, which is about right for a chapter in this book. This is meant to be a humorous book, taking workplace situations in an engineering company and turning them into funny stories. Yes, things that have happened to me over the years are finding their way into the book.

Humor may not be my writing strength. In fact I’d say almost assuredly it isn’t. Yet everyone who’s read volume 1 of TGC say it’s very funny. So maybe I’m  not too bad at that. But how can that be? I’m a serious novelist.

So as I was writing this first chapter, beginning a month or more ago, I came to realize it was more dramatic than funny. I needed to “funny-it-up” somehow. I put it aside for almost a month, trying to think of how I could do that. It wasn’t devoid of funny moments, but it just wasn’t as funny as I wanted it to be. As I walked on noon hours, or as I commuted, it was on my mind.

So Tuesday I was at my computer at noon, not being able to take a walk due to the weather, and decided to pull the story up and work on it. I re-read what I had in the chapter, and an idea of what to do came to me. What if I had Norman Gutter, the main character, hallucinate. He was very sick from a tick bite, though he didn’t know that’s what caused it. I had him go to the hospital and, in his painful and energy-less state, I had him begin hallucinating about the people and things he saw. I had him see the different people he worked with in not very flattering ways. Finally, as the doctor begins to examine him at the hospital, he has a hallucination about her just before he passes out.

Is it funny enough? That, of course, is the question. I proofread it quickly, saved the chapter out as a PDF, and e-mailed it to our HR assistant in the office. She read all of the first volume and enjoyed it. I figured if she saw this chapter as good, and funny, then it was okay. She e-mailed me back that afternoon: “Laughing out loud. Definitely a good read.” So I think I nailed it.

Now this morning, in the time I had before work, I decided to work on Chapter 2. I knew exactly where to start, because of where I left Norman at the end of chapter 1. So I began typing and soon found it was 8:00 a.m., time to begin work, and that I had 650 words typed in just a little more than half an hour. Wow, that’s more than I usually get in that little time. I’m not into humorous parts right now. That will have to come later in the chapter, maybe on my noon hour today. Or, if that doesn’t work, then next week. It would be nice to have two chapters finished by the end of next week. I’d feel good about the book at that point.

How interesting I find it that the words just come when I need them. I suppose it’s not really the words, but the ideas. I’ve found this to be true for quite a while now. In Headshots I’m at the sagging middle, that point in the book where a writer struggles to keep the action going as the hero works toward the climax. As I reported in another post, last weekend I added 3,800 words to the sagging middle. Things I hadn’t much thought about gelled into ideas, those ideas found expression in words, and I was writing, pushing the story forward.

I don’t know that it will always be this way. I might find myself at times where I have absolutely no idea what to write next, so I re-read where I am in the story, and the ideas just come and the words quickly follow. So I suppose this mean, I am a writer.

Sales Begin in December

‘Tis the season…for book sales. People buy them for other people, and they buy them for themselves. As a writer trying to earn a little money from his sales, I’d like to be able to tap into some of this.

Last year I didn’t really see a spike in sales in December. They were the same then as in November 2012, both below monthly sale average. I’d seen an increase in December 2011 over the rest of 2011, but not so in December.

But it’s now 2013. Book sales have been abysmal in general. I have more titles available but have sold fewer books than in 2012, many fewer. In fact, so far none of my titles has sold in double digits for 2013. Reality has set in; I’m not a best seller, not even on a trend to become one.

But today gave me a little good news. One of the first things I do when I get to work is check to see if I had any book sales overnight. Since I’m selling an average of less than 5 per month in 2013, obviously I almost never see such a sale. This morning, as always, there wasn’t any. Mid-day I snuck another look at sales—still none. When I check sales like this I generally look at sales in the US, the UK, Canada, and Australia, these being the main English speaking countries that Amazon sells in. In the morning I also look for sales at Smashwords and paperback sales through Amazon, which is on a different reporting page.

Then I checked in mid-afternoon. Lo and behold I had a sale! In the USA, of Documenting America, the first one (not the homeschool edition). After a silent yahoo, I did what I always do after a sale at Kindle: I checked every country that Amazon sells in. This requires two clicks to get to each country, so I seldom do that more than once a day. And to my surprise I had a sale of “The Learning Curve” in Italy.

“The Learning Curve” has not been translated into Italian. It’s an English language book that sold in Italy. My first sale in Italy, and my first sale of “The Learning Curve”. That brings me up to three sales in December. That’s already one more than November, though only half of October and and well below my long-term average of 7.5 per month.

I realize these aren’t good sales numbers. I could say “Sales have increased 50 percent month over month, and it’s only the 11th.” That would be true, but misleading. Having 13 books for sale and selling less than eight per month is, as I said before, abysmal. But as a self-published writer, I have to take hold of any good news and ride it for as long as I can. That’s where I’m at right now.

At work today I did some file maintenance on A Harmony of the Gospels, typed some manuscript in The Gutter Chronicles, Volume 2, and advertised The Gutter Chronicles to a new employee. At home tonight I mainly worked on typing edits in the Carlyle encyclopedia articles book. I think I did about 19 pages of edits. This is tedious business. A few edits on each page resulting from optical scanning errors, about half of which must be checked against the original book that was scanned. I should do it on the computer in The Dungeon, with the dual monitors, rather than the laptop. But this gives me a chance to be next to Lynda as I’m working, so for now I’m doing it here.

The struggle continues, and the end is not yet.

Closing in on “The Gutter Chronicles”

I was out of town from Sept 27 through Oct 3, attending one day of the WEFTEC 12 conference in New Orleans, where I chaired a panel discussion on erosion and sediment control regulations. Lynda and I drove, and we wrapped a couple of vacation days on either side of the conference day. This was first time to N.O. for both of us. Except for rain every day but the last, and our first hotel reservations were not valid. Except for that, everything was fine. We enjoyed the trip.

I had great plans to read and work on writing in off hours. Due to the rain we had a lot of off hours, but I didn’t do much either. I had with me two books (three including my Bible): one a book of letters from a French immigrant farmer to America in the 1700s; the other The Nature of the Book, which looks at how printed books had an impact on science through the 1600s and 1700s. I read one page in the letters book and laid it aside, deciding this would be for another time. I had started the Book book a couple of months ago, but found it so densely written that I knew I would need maximum powers of concentration to get through it. I managed to read about thirty pages of it during the trip, and feel good about that.

As for writing, I had in mind to work on drafts of my next articles for Decoded Science, but found that required more concentration than a road trip would allow. I also had with me a print out of The Gutter Chronicles. I had previously edited the first five chapters, and thought I could do several more. I didn’t even pull it out until the last night, when we stopped for the night to break up  the drive home.

I managed to get through the next five chapters that evening. These were all written several years ago. I hope I’ve grown as a writer during that time, and that’s the reason I found a number of areas for improvement. One item I added to the book in recent time is Norman Gutter describing the origin of the name Gutter. He says something different every time someone asks him “So what kind of a name is Gutter?” The name stories come from some fun we had with the name Norman D Gutter eight or nine years ago at the now defunct Poem Kingdom. I saved those names stories out to a MS Word file, and they are proving useful now.

Today, during my noon hour, I’ll type those edits. This weekend I’ll read and edit the last five chapters. Actually, I think I’ll print the first ten chapters again, and maybe I’ll read them and see if I have any more edits to do.

I hope to have all edits typed next Monday, and publish it by next Thursday. For the cover I’m just going to take a photograph of some scene in my office. Maybe it will be a close-up of my computer screen with the title page for TGC on it, some of the adjacent areas showing around it. That may not be the world’s greatest cover, but it’s what I’m going to do.

I don’t have any great hopes for TGC. It’s sort of a throwaway. I wrote most of it years ago, intending it only for the enjoyment of the people in our firm. However, it’s easy to bundle it into a fifteen chapter novela and publish it, so why not? If I keep writing these, as some people in the firm want me to, maybe some day I’ll have Volume 2, another fifteen chapters, and even later Volume 3. From 38 years in the business, I’ve got a lot of stories to record.

In Volume 2, if I really do write it, Norman will meet his love interest (I finally decided on her name today) and will have his run-in with lawyers. I’m actually kind of anxious to get started on it.

Completed “The Gutter Chronicles”

Yes, yesterday I finished The Gutter Chronicles, my novella throwing fun at my own profession, civil engineering, and the land development industry in general. Maybe I should say I finished Volume 1 of TGC. I hope to keep writing these, as the spirit moves me, and as situations come up in the workplace that demand being incorporated into TGC.

So now it’s on to the editing. I wrote the first ten chapters of this back in 2006, I think. It may have been a couple of years earlier, maybe even as early as 2002. My intent was to simply add a little humor to our office environment. I gave them to two or three people, who widely distributed them in the office. Feedback to the first couple of chapters was positive, so I kept going. Along the way I added some poems written by the protagonist, Norman D. Gutter.

By sometime around 2004 to 2006, I had nine chapters written. At that point I took a break. About a year later I wrote chapter 10 and started chapter 11. It was earlier this year that I finished chapter 11. At the same time I began distributing them to some people in the office, as a whole new crop of CEI employees should know about what’s going on at I.C.E. engineering and how the young Norman Gutter gets along during his first year with the firm.

Ideas began to come to me for more chapters: a love interest for Norman, dealing with a construction contractor, being dragged into a frivolous lawsuit, office relocations, rapid expansion followed by corporate downsizing. I could see many more chapters in my mind. In the last month and a half I completed four more, bringing me to fifteen.

I decided that was a good number for a novella. The fifteen I have in hand comprise about 32,000 words, which is novella length. That’s too short for a print book, but a good size for an e-book. So I decided to do that: make it an e-book and go ahead and publish it on Amazon and Smashwords. It may be of no interest to anyone except CEI employees, or it have a slightly wider interest in the civil engineering and land development communities.

One problem I’ll have with the editing is the time gap in the writing. For all I know some of the things I’ve put in this chapter are in earlier chapters. That’s my main challenge right now: to make sure it flows properly and reads as a consistent manuscript from beginning to end.

I’m not starting out by calling this volume 1, though maybe I should. I’m pretty sure there will be at least one more volume, and I probably have enough material to get three or four volumes without trying to hard. I’ll keep the option open to add “Volume 1” before publishing.

This will be interesting.

Working on “The Gutter Chronicles”

As I wrote at my other blog, I’ve been marking time in my writing. I’m waiting on tweaks on one cover and making a decision on another. I’m not sure where to go next with book-length works, and even have been uncertain about writing more articles for Decoded Science. So I’ve been marking time.

Monday was the meeting of our BNC Writers. As usual it was just Bessie and me. I shared another chapter in The Gutter Chronicles, and we went over her proposal and two chapters of her missions book. She had the words pretty much down. Now it’s just down to formatting before she could send it to a beta reader. We agreed to meet at the library Wednesday evening after I got off work and before we needed to be at church and do what we could on formatting. We did; I taught her some of the fine points of Word; between us we completed the formatting; and she sent it on to the beta reader.

All of this gave me a case of Sidelines Syndrome. I wanted to be writing. Yet I didn’t know what I should be writing. I went home after church Wednesday determined to work on writing. In my folder was chapter 12 of The Gutter Chronicles. That felt good, going through those five pages, reviewing it as author, content editor, line editor, and proofreader, all in two reads. In less than an hour I was done.

On Thursday I typed the changes. Today, Friday, I sent it out to four beta readers in the office. Feedback from one suggests it’s a hit. So on my noon hour I began work on Chapter 13. Chapter 15, the end of the novella, is already written and edited, so only chapters 13 and 14 remain before the book is done. I anticipate at completion it will be about 30,000 words.

It won’t actually be done then. I have much to do on the early chapters, which were written several years ago. I don’t think I’ve written much about The Gutter Chronicles on this blog, so maybe I’d better now. The full title is The Gutter Chronicles: The Continuing Saga of Norman D Gutter, Engineer. It is a spoof on the civil engineering business. It places a newly engineer, Norman D. Gutter, in his first professional job. He is in a company, I.C.E. Engineering, that is busy, profitable, and quite dysfunctional. His first supervisor is a flake, appropriately named Ned O. Justice. The H.R. lady is Minnie Mize, efficient but aloof. The IT Manager is Data, the man at the next desk is Peter Pan…you get the picture.

Norman begins his professional career hounded the executive administrative assistant, the flirtatious Malinda Mays, who is always coming on to him. In accounting he can never seem to meet J.J. Weast. Working projects in the City of Appleville causes him to interact with the city engineer, Chowdahead. Whenever Norman has to deal with a contractor it’s Klaus E. Nuff Construction; when he deals with a surveyor it’s Proximate Survey, whose project manager is Rod Holder. Nuff’s attorney is Ira Cheatum of the law firm Dewey, Cheatum & Howe. Oh, wait, I don’t introduce them in the first volume.

Every so often Norman has a dream, wherein he is transported to some point in the past as Togerther The Great. He’ll help Agamemnon win the Trojan War, Hafentafenhottenpot build the Pyramid of Khafre, and in future volumes the Chinese emperor to plan the Great Wall, Herod the Great to build the moles at Caesarea, and others of the past build their monuments to history.

The name Norman D Gutter? I’ll have to explain that in a future post.

Today I wrote 1,000 words on Chapter 13. I’ve thought about this chapter for a long time, and so when I finally began to write it the words flowed quickly. It should be close to the same for chapter 14, the second dream. With any luck I’ll have this first volume of The Gutter Chronicles done in a week, edited over the two following that, and published in mid-October. The editing will be complicated and intricate, since I started writing this about six or seven years ago, got through the first eleven chapters, and let it sit. I need to make sure the early chapters and later chapters are in agreement.

I’m going to do the cover myself: just a photograph of my computer screen at work with the book title and credit, with some of my work station showing on all sides.

I’m back in the game.